Strange Condition

Hmm. Let's see. What to write about? Actually this post is due to the persistent nagging of my very irritating roomie (who's probably the human equivalent of an anopheles mosquito) who wanted me to write about something. What got him going was a remarkable feat that I achieved yesterday. I successfully (without in any way harming my mental or physical faculties) managed to attend all three lectures that were scheduled the day before.

*clap clap clap*

Oh Please! Thank You for the big round of applause. I am honored. Ok, so on we go. Well the truly spectacular achievement did not unnoticed. I was approached by a lot of people who were making sure the guy they knew had indeed honored them with his presence in the hallowed grounds. I, being the good Samaritan that I am, honored all the starry eyed fans with autographs (heh heh) and handshakes. But there is more. Having already conquered one Everest, I went on to attend the tutorial and the lab scheduled for the day. Now that is something, I tell you. Especially when it comes from someone who is probably the most kaamchor creature under the sun. My mom keeps trying to change me for the better, readily employing even abuses and curses. But even she has been unsuccessful (so far) in her noble endeavors. And I have a hunch the scenario is not going to change much (unless and until The Terminator himself intervenes to save the day).

Now that was about yesterday. If that was funny then please tell me so (because I tried to be). If not, then forget all about it and make sure you read it again, you moron!

Now I seek to use this stage to answer certain allegations leveled against me by a certain Gullu Ghalib. I have the right to use the picture (that you see here) as my profile pic for three solid reasons. Firstly, it is mine - copyright et al. Secondly, Ghalib is not even properly visible in it. Thirdly, I don't have a better (and pseudo-artistic) pic to put up. So the matter thus stands there. And I, being the sole authority on the matter, decide to rule against moralities - in favour of Lanky. The pic stays; at least until you find me another chicks-ko-pasand-aane-waali pic.