Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Chiku Wanted - Online or Offline

Reuters report:

A certain Chiku has been wreaking havoc in regions of the blogosphere which had, so far, remained immune from any kind of anti-social activities. His dark deeds have cast a somber shadow on the lives of certain lankys, sids, and meds. These netizens seem to be worst hit by what is gradually becoming popular as the Chiku Syndrome. This notorious net-riminal who goes by the seemingly innocent pseudonym of Chiku, targets unsuspecting bloggers and demoralizes them by posting atrocious remarks about their writing skills on the blogs they read. His 'modus operandi' includes colluding with prospective mischief makers (read buggers, bores, girls etc). Together, they seek to form a cartel to bring down the peace loving netizens.

But that's not all. Chiku has been known to spread rumours about his identity. He tends to cast the suspicion on other netizens by plagiarizing their posts and using phrases commonly uttered by them (read tatti, hagga, potty etc). This tactic has naturally led to a lot of confusion. Insider reports confirm that the Thalua Bureau of Investigation (TBI) apprehended certain citizens (different from netizens) who turned out to be quite unaware of any such conspiracy. Fortunately, they were soon released from custody.

As can be expected, a massive net-hunt has been launched to capture this eluding Chiku. "Any information as to his IP address or email id will be rewarded genereously", said Chingari Baadshah - the president of Thalua's Republic of DA-IICT. The TBI has been able to narrow down the whereabouts of this dreaded mastermind to a nondescript IP in DA-IICT, the underground haven for all gamers, crackers, and viruses. Needless to say, it won't be long before the hard working thaluas of TBI bring down this 'terrorist'. We hope to hear the good news very soon.

NOTE: TBI informed us that Chiku will be tried in full compliance with the 1976 Treaty of Vella-Thaluas. People might remember that this treaty came into effect in order to protect the vella rights of the thalua community. But net-riminals like Chiku seek to undermine its credibility. It's hoped that justice will be meted out without any partiality.

PS: Please contact a certain Marvin if you are unaware about the implications of the term "Thalua".


  1. med writes to inform you of her full support in the serious matter of mysterious chiku.
    she wishes to tell the members of blogosphere to unite and collectively uncover the prankster known in his/her circles as chiku

  2. lanky thanks med for all the emotional and not-so-emotional support.....

    long live revolution!

  3. btw , whoz this chiku, whts ur source of information Mr. lanky ?? Or is it jst another of ur tricks to popularize an alias chiku of urself !! -

  4. for all the unsuspecting netizens:
    wiz--->Chintu--->Chingari Baadshah--->President of Thalua's Republic of DA-IICT

    Respected Baadshah,
    You,having announced an award for apprehending CHIKU,should know I am not him.Lanky is not that sadistic your highness.

    About CHIKU,I have quoted the much respected news agency-Reuters.So rest assured that the facts are cent percent correct.

    Lets hope the notorious net-riminal is soon apprehended.

    Long Live Revolution!

  5. Chiku needs to be caught...and i assure you of my full support and cooperation.
    at the same time i strongly object to the suspicion that I am Chiku..
    for christ's skae man...i dnt have time for all this....

  6. we'll find out soon enough......
    until then......everybody's under suspicion

    NEWS FLASH: Chiku was recently spotted on med's blog spreading malicious rumors about a certain sid

    We hope to catch him this time !!!!