kisi ne theek hi kaha hai - Laal chunariya waali koi ghar mere bhi lao, Main kunwaara kab tak baithun band mera bajwao, Arey, jaise bhi chalta hai chakkar chalao, Meri shaadi karwao, meri shaadi karwao (repeat 2 times)
Did you listen to new Yo Yo Honey Singh song, buddhe? Rokkking hai
Bas, ab yehi paath yaad karne ki koshish jaari hai. Baaki saare paath bhool se gaye hain. Phir sab kuch asaan aur sab kuch sambhav ho jayega mujhe lagta hai.
You think? You think? Are you sure about this or not? I want to be sure you are attracted to me because of my looks, and not my intellect. Intellect is overrated.
Lovely man! Tum to jaante hi ki intellect mein main double zero (with zero pronounced with 'G' not 'z') hoon. To intellect ko leke ghanta attract hounga. And italics mein 'think' likhne se koi farak nahi padta. Wo think hi rehta. Gadhoo-das. Tum yaar mood mat off kiya karo aisi harkatein karke ...
It's Ok. But baar baar aisi harkatein mat karna. Gulbadan is used for some type of Hot Bods. For more info. on feelings of gulbadan, please listen to song - 'Aye Gulbadan'. Jiske lyrics kuchh iss prakaar ke hain -
"Aye Gulbadan, Aye Gulbadan, Phoolon Ki Mehak, Kaanton Ki Chubhan, Tujh, Dekh Ke Kehta Hai Mera Mann, Kahin Aaj Kisise Mohabbat Na Ho Jaaye."
A long time ago, in a bottle far, far away, lived a djinn. If he were to give me one wish, and not three or two, I'd like my life to be a KrzysztofKieślowski masterpiece.
A question. Why SleepingTablets? To be honest, the rather funny name stuck just because (1) it sounded catchy, and (2) the original moniker — iamgonnarock — was hopelessly wannabe and did not ‘rock’ that much anyway. But if I were a bit more honest, I would probably confess that the name’s a reference to some of the most exciting times in college. Times that invariably involved staying up late at night and talking of music, movies, art, life, and of course, linux. No wonder, thus, we were all insomniacs, in need of some SleepingTablets.
kisi ne theek hi kaha hai -
ReplyDeleteLaal chunariya waali koi ghar mere bhi lao,
Main kunwaara kab tak baithun band mera bajwao,
Arey, jaise bhi chalta hai chakkar chalao,
Meri shaadi karwao, meri shaadi karwao (repeat 2 times)
Did you listen to new Yo Yo Honey Singh song, buddhe? Rokkking hai
Nahin, maine toh nahin suna hai.
DeleteBaaki baat jo likhi hai woh kaafi sahi hai. Shaadi kab ho rahi hai tumhari?
Jab tum haan kaho jaaneman, gul-e-gulshan, gulbadan !
DeleteTum saale apne aap ko Yo Yo fan bolte ho. Kis tarah ke fan ho?
Aur batao dost. Jawani mein koi kami to nahi aa rahi?
Jawani gayee tel lene.
DeleteWhy are you so rude towards your Jawani? Why?
ReplyDeleteKya bigaada hai iss naughty umar ne tumhaara?
Naughty umar ne sukh kam aur dukh zyada diye hain.
DeleteEk roz zindagi ke roobaroo aa baithe. Zindagi ne poocha, ‘Dard kya hai? Kyun hota hai? Kahan hota hai yeh bhi toh pata nahin chalta. Tanhayee kya hai aakhir? Kitne log toh hain, phir tanha kyun ho?’ Mera chehra dekh kar zindagi ne kaha, ‘Main tumhari judwa hoon. Mujhse naraaz na hua karo’
ReplyDeleteBas, ab yehi paath yaad karne ki koshish jaari hai. Baaki saare paath bhool se gaye hain. Phir sab kuch asaan aur sab kuch sambhav ho jayega mujhe lagta hai.
DeleteYe lo. Sunn lo --
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO2R_vOPrYo
Aunty police bula legi - 4 times
Fir bhi
Party yun hi chalegi - 4 times
Thanks. This promises to be both educating and enlightening.
DeleteYeah Gulbadan. Yo Yo ke gaane and videos kuchh aise hi hote hain.
ReplyDeleteDo you like being referred to as Gulbadan?
I do not mind anything as long as it comes from the heart. Do you really mean what you say? Also, what exactly does Gulbadan mean?
DeleteGulbadan bole to Gulaabi body waala(i), ekdum hot bod jaaneman type. I think ...
DeleteObviously. It is from heart jaaneman !
You think? You think? Are you sure about this or not? I want to be sure you are attracted to me because of my looks, and not my intellect. Intellect is overrated.
DeleteLovely man! Tum to jaante hi ki intellect mein main double zero (with zero pronounced with 'G' not 'z') hoon. To intellect ko leke ghanta attract hounga.
ReplyDeleteAnd italics mein 'think' likhne se koi farak nahi padta. Wo think hi rehta. Gadhoo-das. Tum yaar mood mat off kiya karo aisi harkatein karke ...
I am really sorry about that. I know how you hate such things. But did you find out what gulbadan means?
DeleteIt's Ok. But baar baar aisi harkatein mat karna.
ReplyDeleteGulbadan is used for some type of Hot Bods. For more info. on feelings of gulbadan, please listen to song - 'Aye Gulbadan'. Jiske lyrics kuchh iss prakaar ke hain -
"Aye Gulbadan, Aye Gulbadan,
Phoolon Ki Mehak, Kaanton Ki Chubhan,
Tujh, Dekh Ke Kehta Hai Mera Mann,
Kahin Aaj Kisise Mohabbat Na Ho Jaaye."
P.S - Gulbadan bahut bhaavnaatmak word hai, jitna gehraai mein utroge, utna uske baare mein jaanne ko milega. Got it? Gulbadan !