Sunday, November 22, 2009

Psst, Susie!

Every son must one day become his father. Well, almost.

Nobody likes us "Big Picture" people.

Tum bilkul pagalaith insaan ho!

When in doubt, deny all terms and definitions.

Someone must have vomited out of that bus window. Nobody has bothered to clean the muck that still clings to it.

I can't answer this question. It's against my religious principles.

[Dog Pic] Kya main bina wajah ke bhaunkta hoon? [Car Pic] Toh aap bina wajah ke horn kyun bajate hain?

H: Why does the snowman have a hot water bottle on his head? C: He's committing suicide.

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

Loosen up. Breathe in more. Here is a great place to be. But keep your head above water.

It's mind over matter. I deny, I itch!

Welcome my son. Welcome, to The Machine. What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.

Look, I am trying to send a girl I know into deep space. Perhaps you could suggest something?

Remember, we do not live in age of revolutions anymore.

H: Tiger tummies are solar cells. C: Yeah, right.

What could be the best way to hold your bladder?

Susie, I hate you. Drop dead. Calvin.

1 comment:

  1. I think my most loved line would be about Look, send a girl into deep space. Deep. Space.